Shh. There's a penguin right behind me. I'm sitting on a chaise lounge[1] in Nanshan. I know, I know, I was in northern Bao'anqu yesterday morning. How did I get here? Well... The day started, as usual, with me minding my own business. I shaved, showered, cleaned up a bit... read more →
May
24
May
22
I hate contracts. It's like something I heard recently (and fully agree with) about kids. I think other people's kids are great. Because, while I get to be crazy uncle Troy, tell them unfortunate stories, teach them how to swear and then disappear, their parents signed an 18 year contract... read more →
May
19
I have a baby. His name is Baozi (bah-oh-zuh). Well, to be more accurate, I had a baby. This is probably confusing. Let's start from the beginning. I have a tendency to meet wonderful women just before I head off for one of my international adventures. The first time I... read more →
May
17
You probably haven't noticed, but I'm a little eccentric. Fun for me can be anything from tearing up a foreign nightlife until 6am to sitting in front of my computer figuring out a difficult programming problem. I amuse myself with small things like making a web page rank first in... read more →
May
17
I found myself wanting a motorcycle today. This may come as a shock to Mel and my dad, seeing as they've been trying to convince me to get one since I was 16. I think they gave up after a while, but motorcycles have always been in the family. A... read more →