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I keep all of my email. This makes for fun trips down memory lane, like reading some flirtatious messages back and forth between myself and my good friend Andrew's hot little sister when we were in high school. Sorry man, you can flirt with my sisters all you want. I... read more →

That is all. PS: Little hangover from my last night partying in Changsha. If I keep it up I won't have enough PG stories to entertain Mel's kid with. Maybe tomorrow I'll write about something boring, like email management...

I remember going to Disney World in Florida when I was a kid. I was really young, but I noticed that the signage was bilingual, like in Canada, except here it was English and Spanish. And I found that I could read the simple warnings and instructions almost fluently. Let's... read more →

I have a strange relationship with hangovers. On the one hand, I'm never the guy who texts all of his friends about how much his head hurts the morning after. It's not a surprise. Your liver can only stand so much of Jack and Morgan. So there's a specific and... read more →

In seduction, one of the natural stages is called "qualification." It's after your original attraction to the other person, where you start to feel that they like you for the right reasons. You need to get through this to start really feeling comfortable with someone. The opposite of properly qualifying... read more →